year of the rabbit

Yearly forecast offered by a big mall here in the Philippines.

Chinese New Year station...

Me: Ma, dali tingnan mo yung akin, about work and career.. ang ganda ng nakalagay.

Mama: (reading it carefully up to the point that she's analyzing it all the way)

Me: oh di ba? ang ganda.. work and career and main point. taon ko talaga to..

Mama: oo, magkaka boyfriend ka na daw.

Me: (silent - thinking ang sabi ko work and career tapos boyfriend) Nyee! hindi lang naman ako ang rabbit sa buong mundo... saka sa panahon ngayon yun ang huli kong pinagdadasal.

Mama: bakit naman? (with a worried tone)

Me: (no reply)

~ haay... basta masaya ko.. dahil maganda ang forecast ng career ko. (BIG PERIOD)